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The Dominion of Malonlandia

“Sic semper democratiam”

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The Dominion of Malonlandia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 759 million Malonlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ste Malonia. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Malonlandian economy, worth 62.8 trillion Maldollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,732 Maldollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Maldollar charge on their phone bill, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malonlandia's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malonlandia is ranked 15,015^th in the world and 495^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,735.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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