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The Dominion of Malonlandia

“Sic semper democratiam”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
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Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Dominion of Malonlandia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 759 million Malonlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ste Malonia. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Malonlandian economy, worth 62.8 trillion Maldollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,732 Maldollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Maldollar charge on their phone bill, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malonlandia's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malonlandia is ranked 15,015th in the world and 495th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,735.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,146thMost Influential: 6,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,891stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,455thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,013thMost Inclusive: 10,184thTop
Best Weather: 14,015thNicest Citizens: 14,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,015thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,065thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,425thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,540thMost Cultured: 18,994thSafest: 21,728thLowest Crime Rates: 23,588th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 290th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 337th in the regionMost Inclusive: 364th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 460th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 483rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 495th in the regionNicest Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 553rd in the regionMost Cultured: 554th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 562nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 572nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 601st in the regionMost Influential: 607th in the regionNudest: 702nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 707th in the regionSafest: 760th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 787th in the regionMost Developed: 793rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 799th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 837th in the region

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