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The Oppressed Peoples of Malnourished Marsupials |
“Please feed me I'm scared.”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Psychotic Dictatorships |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Oppressed Peoples of Malnourished Marsupials is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.247 billion Malnourished Marsupialsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Malnourished Marsupialsian economy, worth 103 trillion rtgergers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,112 rtgergers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, a major religion has been named as Malnourished Marsupials's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Malnourished Marsupials in an international press conference, and Malnourished Marsupials has designated Malnourished Marsupials City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malnourished Marsupials's national animal is the ergerg.
Malnourished Marsupials is ranked 172,992nd in the world and 41st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 976.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, Malnourished Marsupials has designated Malnourished Marsupials City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, Leader has just been declared ruler of Malnourished Marsupials in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, a major religion has been named as Malnourished Marsupials's national religion.
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in
Malnourished Marsupials, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".