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The HAVEN't they learnt their lesson about trusting this circling shark of Mallorea and Riva

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Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Location: Please do not raid me

Regional Influence: Dominator


Mallorea and Riva was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 121

The HAVEN't they learnt their lesson about trusting this circling shark of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.362 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 4,729 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 221,380 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 730,773 per year while the poor average 50,174, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Mallorea and Rivan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, disputed territories across Please do not raid me are being claimed by Mallorea and Rivan college students, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 25,148th in the world and 1st in Please do not raid me for Smartest Citizens, with 54.49 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 648thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,005thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,045thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,132ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,208thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,317thHighest Crime Rates: 1,612thMost Avoided: 1,632ndFattest Citizens: 1,674thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,710thMost Armed: 1,893rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,893rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,221stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,783rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,559thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,563rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,855thLargest Mining Sector: 4,635thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,281stHighest Average Incomes: 5,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,217thLargest Populations: 8,139thLargest Retail Industry: 8,455thNudest: 11,707thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,810thMost Efficient Economies: 11,931stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,771stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,632ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,277thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,859thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,967thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,085thMost Secular: 18,156thMost Patriotic: 20,013thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,034thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,299thLargest Black Market: 22,626thSmartest Citizens: 25,148th

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