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The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia


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Location: Europe

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The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.988 billion Mallesoures hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsalia. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 390 trillion Gold Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,662 Gold Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Mallesia has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.

Mallesia is ranked 75,884th in the world and 363rd in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,304.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,350thMost Influential: 1,373rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,281stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,166thRudest Citizens: 5,447thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,931stMost Armed: 6,663rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,671stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,641stMost Secular: 8,130thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,204thSafest: 8,599thNicest Citizens: 8,990thMost Developed: 8,996thSmartest Citizens: 9,743rdMost Inclusive: 9,784thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,579thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,890thMost Cultured: 11,183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,512thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,978thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,592ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,352ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,659thLargest Governments: 15,946thMost Politically Free: 15,974thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,351stHealthiest Citizens: 18,251stHighest Average Incomes: 19,569thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,187th
Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 74th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 102nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionMost Secular: 113th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 115th in the region

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