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The 1st Republic of Mallancaland

“The Land, The Sea, The People”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: International Democratic Union

Regional Influence: Sprat


The 1st Republic of Mallancaland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 872 million Mallancans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mallaca City. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Mallancalandian economy, worth 25.3 trillion Harrons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 29,063 Harrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, religious education is a new government priority, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mallancaland's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mallancaland is ranked 150,864th in the world and 90th in International Democratic Union for Most Secular, with 16.88 Atheism Rate.

Most Income Equality: 7,829thSafest: 8,171stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,955thMost Pacifist: 9,928thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,998thMost Inclusive: 16,403rdNicest Citizens: 16,483rdBest Weather: 16,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,871stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,951st
Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the region

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