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The Islamic Republic of Maliki Mauritania

“La ilaha il-Allah”

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Location: Pecan Sandies

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Islamic Republic of Maliki Mauritania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hamza Ould Yahya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.379 billion Mauritanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nwakchot. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mauritanian economy, worth 619 trillion ouguiyas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,490 ouguiyas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maliki Mauritania's national animal is the Arabian bustard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Maliki Mauritania is ranked 218,862nd in the world and 24th in Pecan Sandies for Fattest Citizens, with 9.03 Obesity Rate.

Most Subsidized Industry: 2,904thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,618thMost Devout: 5,814thNudest: 6,359thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,457thMost Efficient Economies: 8,080thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,279thLargest Retail Industry: 8,351stLargest Black Market: 8,386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,725thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,246thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,336thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,227thLargest Governments: 13,396thTop
Most Patriotic: 14,026thLowest Crime Rates: 14,195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,132ndLargest Mining Sector: 16,532ndMost Developed: 17,258thHighest Average Incomes: 17,947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,894thMost Cultured: 19,726thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,680th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

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