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The Republic of Malazga


Category: Anarchy
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Republic of Malazga is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.657 billion Malazgans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Malazgan economy, worth 385 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 144,954 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Malazga City's water use, refugees from other nations are flocking to Malazga's border, and turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malazga's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malazga is ranked 1,305th in the world and 6th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Drug Use, scoring 118.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,082ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,097thHighest Drug Use: 1,305thHighest Crime Rates: 1,609thRudest Citizens: 2,272ndFattest Citizens: 2,390thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,854thMost Avoided: 3,110thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,237thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,411thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,167thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,218thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,239thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,509thLargest Retail Industry: 6,232ndMost Armed: 6,452ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,962ndMost Inclusive: 12,203rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,867thLargest Black Market: 14,747thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,785thHighest Average Incomes: 16,610thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,801stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,525thMost Cultured: 21,094thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,238thNicest Citizens: 21,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 22,394thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,604thMost Politically Free: 23,826thHighest Food Quality: 24,080th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 55th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 70th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 114th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 118th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 134th in the regionMost Secular: 168th in the regionNudest: 194th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205th in the regionLargest Governments: 218th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 224th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 253rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 254th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 302nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 335th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 344th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 500th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 524th in the region

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