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The Republic of Malarkey Detected 40


Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Obama Moment

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The Republic of Malarkey Detected 40 is a huge, genial nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 720 million Malarkey Detected 40ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.2%.

The strong Malarkey Detected 40ian economy, worth 36.4 trillion Malarkeys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 50,517 Malarkeys, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Malarkey Detected 40 flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malarkey Detected 40's national animal is the Malarkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Malarkey Detected 40 is ranked 145,882nd in the world and 503rd in Obama Moment for Highest Economic Output, with 36.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Longest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the region

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