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The No Malarkey of Malarkey Detected 39


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Glorious Region For Glorious Nation

Regional Influence: Superpower


The No Malarkey of Malarkey Detected 39 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.258 billion Malarkey Detected 39ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The strong Malarkey Detected 39ian economy, worth 62.9 trillion Malarkeys a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,976 Malarkeys, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, and the might of the entire Malarkey Detected 39ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malarkey Detected 39's national animal is the Malarkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Malarkey Detected 39 is ranked 5,500th in the world and 1st in Glorious Region For Glorious Nation for Most Armed, with 10.95 Weapons Per Person.

Most Armed: 5,500th

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