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The Republic of Malarkey Detected 16 |
“Malarkey.”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Obama Moment |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Republic of Malarkey Detected 16 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 769 million Malarkey Detected 16ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.0%.
The Malarkey Detected 16ian economy, worth 39.1 trillion Malarkeys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,797 Malarkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Malarkey Detected 16. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malarkey Detected 16's national animal is the Malarkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Malarkey Detected 16 is ranked 114,869th in the world and 238th in Obama Moment for Highest Average Incomes, with 50,798 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Malarkey Detected 16, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Malarkey Detected 16.
- : Following new legislation in
Malarkey Detected 16, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
- : Following new legislation in
Malarkey Detected 16, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze.
- : Following new legislation in
Malarkey Detected 16, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
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Malarkey Detected 16, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
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Malarkey Detected 16, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
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Malarkey Detected 16, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
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Malarkey Detected 16, supervisors in Malarkey Detected 16 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
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Malarkey Detected 16, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
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Malarkey Detected 16, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.