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The Republic of Malarkey Detected 15 |
“Malarkey.”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Obama Moment |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Republic of Malarkey Detected 15 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and avant-garde cinema. The hard-working, democratic population of 781 million Malarkey Detected 15ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.
The very strong Malarkey Detected 15ian economy, worth 36.7 trillion Malarkeys a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,026 Malarkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malarkey Detected 15's national animal is the Malarkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Malarkey Detected 15 is ranked 133,042nd in the world and 335th in Obama Moment for Highest Average Incomes, with 47,026.51 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Malarkey Detected 15, babies are a small but significant export.
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Malarkey Detected 15, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
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Malarkey Detected 15, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
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Malarkey Detected 15, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
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Malarkey Detected 15, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
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Malarkey Detected 15, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
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Malarkey Detected 15, women across the country are tying the knot.
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Malarkey Detected 15, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
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Malarkey Detected 15, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
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Malarkey Detected 15's influence in Obama Moment rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".