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The Republic of Malanasia

“The World Capital for Arson-Related Deaths!”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Republic of Malanasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.124 billion Malanasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and International Aid are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swildie. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Malanese economy, worth a remarkable 4,129 trillion ounces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 256,090 ounces, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,842,196 per year while the poor average 11,466, a ratio of 160 to 1.

One lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malanasia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is freethought.

Malanasia is ranked 404th in the world and 10th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 536.3 on the Hayek Index.

Rudest Citizens: 109thLargest Gambling Industry: 130thHighest Crime Rates: 133rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 176thMost Armed: 186thFattest Citizens: 238thMost Avoided: 278thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 404thMost Rebellious Youth: 469thLargest Retail Industry: 516thHighest Drug Use: 528thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 571stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 613thMost Pro-Market: 782ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 900thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 931stHighest Disposable Incomes: 955thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,205thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,286thMost Extreme: 1,295thMost Politically Free: 1,670thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,708thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,758thLargest Mining Sector: 1,878thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,144thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,443rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,639thTop
Nudest: 11,094thLargest Populations: 11,725thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,008thLargest Black Market: 13,248thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,392ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,937thMost Secular: 18,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,780th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionLargest Populations: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 302nd in the regionNudest: 397th in the regionLargest Black Market: 481st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 514th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 567th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 755th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 759th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 813th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 818th in the regionMost Secular: 934th in the region

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