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The Federation of Malairium

“We’ll never give you up, and we’ll never let you down”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Federation of Malairium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tom Kirkman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.916 billion Malairians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malairium City. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malairian economy, worth 651 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,271 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malairium's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Malairium is ranked 167,792nd in the world and 3,325th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,372.72 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Pacifist: 3,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,296thNicest Citizens: 5,488thMost Inclusive: 5,598thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,651stSafest: 6,571stHighest Food Quality: 6,917thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,080thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,904thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,010thHealthiest Citizens: 8,036thMost Efficient Economies: 8,237thLargest Retail Industry: 8,631stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,705thMost Developed: 8,854thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,103rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,426thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,408thSmartest Citizens: 10,593rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,131stMost Cultured: 11,540thLargest Governments: 11,628thHighest Average Incomes: 11,935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,988thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,025thBest Weather: 12,272ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,511thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,979thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,873rdMost Secular: 17,347thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,584thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,597thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,583rd
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionMost Secular: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 117th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 147th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 291st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 332nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 354th in the regionNudest: 421st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 434th in the region

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