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The State of Makemake Prime


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Basket Case
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Location: Ancient Lands

Regional Influence: Squire


The State of Makemake Prime is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.312 billion Makemake Primeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Makemake Primean economy, worth 187 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,507 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, political activists are routinely executed, cars are banned, and Makemake Prime has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makemake Prime's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Makemake Prime is ranked 148,394th in the world and 94th in Ancient Lands for Most Patriotic, with 8.57 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Authoritarian: 3,558thMost Income Equality: 8,397thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,171stLargest Populations: 17,516thMost Conservative: 18,836thMost Extreme: 22,919thMost Pacifist: 24,707th
Most Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49th in the regionMost Primitive: 49th in the region

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