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The Kingdom of Majo Bolldass

“Ally of Yania Byz”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Confederacy of Layem

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Kingdom of Majo Bolldass is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Nike Nurph with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.271 billion Majo Bolldassians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majoria. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Majo Bolldassian economy, worth 55.5 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,685 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Nike Nurph has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and Church of Bolldass has been named as Majo Bolldass's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Majo Bolldass's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Bolldass.

Majo Bolldass is ranked 49,873rd in the world and 119th in Confederacy of Layem for Most Income Equality, scoring 60.38 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,520thMost Authoritarian: 27,008th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the region

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