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The Omnipotent Theocratic Regime of MaidyLand

“Never get Freudian with a man holding a pickle.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Omnipotent Theocratic Regime of MaidyLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Miranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.474 billion MaidyLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maidylandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient MaidyLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,564 trillion Xelas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail. Average income is an impressive 165,738 Xelas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The little guy plays a big role in MaidyLandian politics, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and a government program is underway to revitalize MaidyLand's beaches. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MaidyLand's national animal is the Orange Tabby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fruitopianism.

MaidyLand is ranked 342,980th in the world and 4,858th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 0.16 average smiles per day.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 142ndMost Primitive: 203rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 390thMost Subsidized Industry: 510thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 621stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 895thHighest Crime Rates: 1,452ndMost Avoided: 1,643rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,840thLargest Black Market: 1,941stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5,457thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,984thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,071stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,992ndMost Influential: 8,194thMost Efficient Economies: 8,739thRudest Citizens: 9,635thHighest Economic Output: 10,082ndLargest Governments: 17,111thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 19,287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,189thLargest Retail Industry: 21,875thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,451stLargest Populations: 28,559thMost Devout: 33,826th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 101st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 164th in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th in the regionRudest Citizens: 189th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 283rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 357th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 403rd in the regionLargest Populations: 478th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 18 » New Anarchisticstan, Farrakhan, Chocolatistan, Falangist Quebec, Andromeda Islands, TorNaGul, Llanfyrhall, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Toerana, Arctic Lands, TescoPepsi, United States Of Alpha, Lumiere du Premier, Karputsk, Three Galaxies, Hasier, Panthalasa Empirivm, and Liberza.