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The Armed Republic of Magnetoforsk

“I'm just not angry, I'm lazy. ”

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The Armed Republic of Magnetoforsk is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 686 million Magnetoforskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Magnetoforskian economy, worth 39.2 trillion Eurobucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,123 Eurobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Treasury Minister's valet handles the crass business of public money, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magnetoforsk's national animal is the Eagle , which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Magnetoforsk is ranked 286,313^th in the world and 775^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Black Market, with 31.9 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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