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The Christmas Borderlands of Mad Citizens

“Alive and kicking”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Christmas Borderlands of Mad Citizens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.922 billion Mad Citizensians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mad Citizensian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Golden O2s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,171 Golden O2s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mad Citizens's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mad Citizens is ranked 301,496th in the world and 276th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Nicest Citizens, with 1.02 average smiles per day.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 79thMost Primitive: 154thMost Ignorant Citizens: 195thHighest Drug Use: 273rdHighest Crime Rates: 472ndMost Armed: 536thBest Weather: 870thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,034thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,058thMost Devout: 1,070thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,154thFattest Citizens: 1,375thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,902ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,775thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,558thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,772ndRudest Citizens: 5,173rdLargest Black Market: 5,774thMost Inclusive: 8,388thNudest: 8,554thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,329thMost Efficient Economies: 17,209thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 21,029thHighest Food Quality: 22,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,071stLargest Governments: 26,446thLargest Populations: 32,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 33,006thMost Income Equality: 33,436th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionNudest: 27th in the region

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