Spotlight on:
The Christmas Borderlands of Mad Citizens |
“Alive and kicking”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Christmas Borderlands of Mad Citizens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.922 billion Mad Citizensians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mad Citizensian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Golden O2s a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,171 Golden O2s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mad Citizens's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Mad Citizens is ranked 301,496th in the world and 276th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Nicest Citizens, with 1.02 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mad Citizens, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
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Mad Citizens, politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes.
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Mad Citizens, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
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Mad Citizens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Mad Citizens, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
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Mad Citizens, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
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Mad Citizens, Mad Citizensian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
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Mad Citizens, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
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Mad Citizens, yoga studios are being converted into yoga research labs.
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Mad Citizens, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.