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The Supercountry of Macassar

“Exzellenz durch Ernährung und Sauberkeit!”

Category: Anarchy
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Widely Abused

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Supercountry of Macassar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Brogar Londerthrone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.674 billion Macassarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinjeeni. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Macassarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,411 trillion Grapefruit Florgons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 292,250 Grapefruit Florgons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,070,342 per year while the poor average 56,543, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.

Aardvilligators with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, Brogar Londerthrone's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Macassar's national animal is the Aardvilligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Faith Of The Black Frog.

Macassar is ranked 25,172nd in the world and 1,049th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.83 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 86thLargest Retail Industry: 102ndRudest Citizens: 105thMost Armed: 130thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 134thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 141stMost Avoided: 207thFattest Citizens: 229thMost Rebellious Youth: 316thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 345thLargest Gambling Industry: 416thHighest Disposable Incomes: 694thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 858thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 936thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,144thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,684thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,900thMost Inclusive: 1,964thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,214thHighest Average Incomes: 2,494thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,262ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,647thMost Cultured: 3,995thMost Devout: 4,405thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,454thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,628thHighest Economic Output: 4,776thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,930thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,738thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,431stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,416thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,416thTop
Most Stationary: 12,910thSmartest Citizens: 13,253rdHighest Food Quality: 14,371stMost Influential: 17,275thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,728thLargest Black Market: 20,062ndMost Politically Free: 21,530thMost Pro-Market: 22,877thHighest Drug Use: 23,227thMost Extreme: 24,681stMost Efficient Economies: 25,172ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,629th
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionMost Politically Free: 91st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Inclusive: 116th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Devout: 139th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 205th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 213th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 238th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 267th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Stationary: 276th in the regionMost Extreme: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 357th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 360th in the regionLargest Black Market: 374th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 475th in the regionLargest Populations: 503rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 532nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 580th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 594th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 610th in the regionNudest: 691st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 706th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 805th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,049th in the region

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