Spotlight on:
The Republic of M R 3 |
“Hail the empire”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The Tribe Of Wolves And Reapers |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Republic of M R 3 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rogue with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.209 billion M R 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Appalachia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.
The thriving M R 3ian economy, worth 424 trillion Silver Penningars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,914 Silver Penningars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. M R 3's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Heathen.
M R 3 is ranked 141,592nd in the world and 1st in The Tribe Of Wolves And Reapers for Most Stationary, with 199.1591433714 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : M R 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in M R 3, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in M R 3, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
- : Following new legislation in M R 3, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in M R 3, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in M R 3, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult.
- : M R 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in M R 3, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in M R 3, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in M R 3, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.