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The Corporate Wasteland of Lyrenna

“Give us your surplus value”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: SAFT Puppets

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Corporate Wasteland of Lyrenna is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.605 billion Lyrennans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lyrennan economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,616 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lyrenna's national animal is the doge, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lyrenna is ranked 50,248th in the world and 29th in SAFT Puppets for Most Stationary, with 900.68204161868 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 270thHighest Crime Rates: 282ndMost Avoided: 383rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 400thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 407thMost Armed: 528thFattest Citizens: 528thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 540thRudest Citizens: 777thMost Ignorant Citizens: 942ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,174thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,382ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,390thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,605thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,428thHighest Average Incomes: 6,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,808thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,236thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,767thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,476thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,998thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,757thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,894thLargest Black Market: 14,261stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,242ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,068thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,181st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Average: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the region

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