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The Protectorate of Lyras


Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Greater Dienstad

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


Lyras was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 274

The Protectorate of Lyras is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Warmarshal Leon Krell with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.484 billion Lyrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bredubar. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyran economy, worth an astonishing 16,690 trillion Varessan crowns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 498,468 Varessan crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lyras's national animal is the Lyran Drop Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lyras is ranked 131st in the world and 2nd in Greater Dienstad for Highest Economic Output, with 16,690 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Black Market: 33rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37thHighest Economic Output: 131stHighest Average Incomes: 324thMost Armed: 368thFattest Citizens: 843rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,112thMost Avoided: 1,191stLargest Governments: 1,246thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,406thLargest Populations: 1,620thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,820thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,821stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,948thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,101stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,354thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,569thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,335thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,949thMost Efficient Economies: 7,028thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,768thRudest Citizens: 8,312thMost Influential: 8,430thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,988thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,080thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,209thMost Conservative: 11,400thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,644thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,018thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,989thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,249thLargest Retail Industry: 17,099thMost Devout: 17,591stMost Authoritarian: 19,329thMost Stationary: 19,651stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,000thSmartest Citizens: 22,416th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the region

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