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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lukulongo

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Lukulongo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lewanika III with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 1.074 billion Lukulongoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shimabala. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lukulongoan economy, worth 109 trillion Kwachas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,194 Kwachas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lukulongo's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Monotheism.

Lukulongo is ranked 226,381^st in the world and 1,114^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -7.07 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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