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The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens

“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.641 billion Whatsas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 29,107 trillion Psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 682,610 Psychoses, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", most citizens in Ltlaliens are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 376th in the world and 2nd in Texas for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 50,268.58 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29thHighest Economic Output: 33rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38thLargest Publishing Industry: 52ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 66thLargest Populations: 69thLargest Insurance Industry: 70thLargest Gambling Industry: 72ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 94thHighest Average Incomes: 98thSmartest Citizens: 165thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 225thMost Armed: 289thLargest Mining Sector: 311thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 341stLargest Retail Industry: 376thMost Efficient Economies: 409thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 457thMost Avoided: 497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 545thHighest Poor Incomes: 563rdFattest Citizens: 688thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 710thRudest Citizens: 838thLargest Black Market: 1,019thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,619thMost Cultured: 1,750thTop
Largest Governments: 2,887thLowest Crime Rates: 2,985thMost Secular: 3,612thMost Influential: 6,292ndMost Developed: 7,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,930thHighest Food Quality: 8,231stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,610thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,391stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,379thMost Patriotic: 25,504th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the region

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