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The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia

“Oh that this should be happening to us!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Embassy

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.627 billion Lower Slobbovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth 583 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,809 Plastic Rasbuckniks, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, postcards from Lower Slobbovian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 11,391st in the world and 2nd in The Embassy for Smartest Citizens, with 86.76 quips per hour.

Most Patriotic: 1,250thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,714thLowest Crime Rates: 3,248thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,727thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,870thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,909thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,586thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,651stLargest Governments: 5,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,008thMost Developed: 6,480thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,687thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,542ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,898thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,235thBest Weather: 10,738thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,036thSmartest Citizens: 11,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,788thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,859thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,878thHighest Average Incomes: 13,143rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,625thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,751stMost Conservative: 19,239thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,168thMost Secular: 22,109thMost Influential: 23,058thMost Efficient Economies: 23,573rdMost Subsidized Industry: 24,196th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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