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The Republic of Low Woodland

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Low Woodland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sean Gentry with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.214 billion Low Woodlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan. The average income tax rate is 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Low Woodlandian economy, worth 143 trillion Planks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,973 Planks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Low Woodland's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Low Woodland is ranked 168,862nd in the world and 6,898th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 47.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 642ndMost Influential: 1,840thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,834thBest Weather: 5,836thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,039thNicest Citizens: 6,266thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,553rdMost Inclusive: 7,251stSafest: 7,744thLowest Crime Rates: 7,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,257thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,601stHighest Food Quality: 9,768thMost Developed: 10,213thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,562ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,818thLargest Governments: 12,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,630thTop
Most Pacifist: 14,092ndSmartest Citizens: 14,217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,802ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,712thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,597thMost Cultured: 22,096thMost Secular: 22,648thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,623rdMost Efficient Economies: 24,020th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 255th in the regionBest Weather: 324th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 336th in the regionNicest Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 368th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 396th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 409th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 419th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 441st in the regionSafest: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 465th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 466th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 479th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 505th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 531st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 545th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 568th in the regionMost Developed: 591st in the regionMost Influential: 594th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 605th in the regionLargest Governments: 641st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 667th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 745th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 750th in the regionMost Average: 816th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 835th in the regionMost Pacifist: 837th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 868th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 908th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 909th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 920th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 950th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,005th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,068th in the regionMost Secular: 1,069th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,119th in the region

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