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The Crumbling Commonwealth of Loviuear |
“Freedom Is Without State.”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Crumbling Commonwealth of Loviuear is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zu Atyh with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.204 billion Loviuniens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furoe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Loviuerian economy, worth 159 trillion Levs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 132,189 Levs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,727 per year while the poor average 11,881, a ratio of 61.9 to 1.
A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loviuear's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Loviuear is ranked 1,521st in the world and 8th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 17.24 Weapons Per Person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Loviuear, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
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Loviuear, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
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Loviuear, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
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Loviuear, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
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Loviuear, there's a mortuary next to every Loviuerian restaurant.
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Loviuear, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
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Loviuear, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
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Loviuear, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
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Loviuear, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
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Loviuear, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.