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The Empire of Lovenbergs

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: matheo

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Empire of Lovenbergs is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.759 billion Lovenbergsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Lovenbergsian economy, worth 278 trillion hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 31,748 hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, religion makes people horny, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Lovenbergsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovenbergs's national animal is the cubids, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lovenbergs is ranked 261,731st in the world and 116th in matheo for Fattest Citizens, with 6.31 Obesity Rate.

Most Devout: 13,252ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,572ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,473rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,992ndSafest: 24,109thMost Influential: 25,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,949th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the region

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