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The Lovely 💐 of Lovely Fun

“Lovely.”

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The Lovely 💐 of Lovely Fun is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loveman with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.597 billion Lovely Funians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovelly. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.

The all-consuming Lovely Funian economy, worth 550 trillion Lovely Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,747 Lovely Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovely Fun's national animal is the Lovely Animals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovtism.

Lovely Fun is ranked 116,441^st in the world and 509^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Conservative, scoring 65.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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