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The 🍻 Prosperous 🍻 of Loush Land

“Revolution and Liberty!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The Everlasting Kawaii Empire

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The 🍻 Prosperous 🍻 of Loush Land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dear Comrade Qizura with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.389 billion Loushians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vallerie. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loush Land economy, worth 656 trillion Loutzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 149,584 Loutzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loush Land's national animal is the Asthoshen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Loush Christianity.

Loush Land is ranked 52,092nd in the world and 19th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Patriotic: 4,455thLowest Crime Rates: 5,837thMost Devout: 6,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,352ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,095thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,226thHealthiest Citizens: 8,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,799thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,376thMost Developed: 9,982ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,591stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,625thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,830thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,327thLargest Governments: 13,711thSmartest Citizens: 13,896thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,034thHighest Average Incomes: 14,398thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,861stLargest Mining Sector: 16,189thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,526thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,438thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,792ndMost Inclusive: 22,257thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,513thMost Authoritarian: 23,548thHighest Food Quality: 24,826thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,342nd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the region

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