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The 🌸Kawaii Neko Dictatorship🌸 of Loush Land

“Estashi'en, Estashi'en, Genshimanaire sen Xenifanaire!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Everlasting Kawaii Empire

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The 🌸Kawaii Neko Dictatorship🌸 of Loush Land is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dear Comrade Qizura Azare with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.397 billion Loushians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekodam. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loush Land economy, worth 910 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 168,787 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Loush Land grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loush Land's national animal is the Mahontton Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Religion.

Loush Land is ranked 11,258th in the world and 2nd in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Smartest Citizens, with 86.98 quips per hour.

Most Patriotic: 1,360thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,814thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,804thMost Devout: 5,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,539thHealthiest Citizens: 5,739thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,428thLargest Governments: 6,805thMost Developed: 7,460thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,419thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,652ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,791stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,900thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,921stMost Efficient Economies: 10,567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,130thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,194thSmartest Citizens: 11,258thHighest Average Incomes: 11,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,681stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,911thLargest Mining Sector: 13,368thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,276thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,466thMost Inclusive: 17,170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,296thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,208thMost Authoritarian: 21,133rdHighest Food Quality: 21,809thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,768thHighest Economic Output: 23,807th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the region

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