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The Confederacy of Louisistan

“Amico pectus, hosti frontem”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Confederacy of Louisistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Chancellor Wilbur Cross with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.09 billion Louisistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meersburg. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The enormous but inefficient Louisistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion Louisistanian Grand Quarter Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,826 Louisistanian Grand Quarter Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, new Louisistanian taxis are fitted with server racks, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Louisistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Louisistan is ranked 20,822nd in the world and 312th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,769.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Influential: 257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,387thLowest Crime Rates: 1,559thLargest Governments: 1,611thSafest: 1,943rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,254thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,912thMost Cultured: 2,960thHealthiest Citizens: 2,988thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,358thSmartest Citizens: 4,363rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,841stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,986thHighest Food Quality: 5,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,834thMost Patriotic: 7,261stHighest Economic Output: 7,970thMost Inclusive: 8,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,950thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,200thMost Secular: 11,498thLargest Populations: 12,543rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,434thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,991stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,646thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,519thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,646thHighest Average Incomes: 25,267th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 54th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 69th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 112th in the regionLargest Populations: 115th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 123rd in the region

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