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The Intolerancy of Losfebev

“Shut up! Who asked you?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Oubliette

Regional Influence: Power


The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of public education, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.517 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 634 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 17,858 nonthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 268,864th in the world and 7th in Oubliette for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -97.78 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 5thMost Devout: 31stMost Ignorant Citizens: 35thBest Weather: 76thMost Beautiful Environments: 146thMost Corrupt Governments: 149thLowest Crime Rates: 202ndMost Stationary: 362ndMost Patriotic: 1,000thMost Conservative: 1,450thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,600thLargest Populations: 1,717thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,335thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,662ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,808thMost Authoritarian: 3,024thLargest Black Market: 3,237thMost Influential: 6,242ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,060thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,456thMost Extreme: 24,614th

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