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The Intolerancy of Losfebev

“Shut up! Who asked you?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Oubliette

Regional Influence: Power


The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.361 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 484 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 15,461 nonthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation tends not to learn from its history, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and anti-tourism militias patrol the borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 370th in the world and 2nd in Oubliette for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,672.28 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 27thMost Devout: 28thBest Weather: 72ndMost Beautiful Environments: 155thMost Corrupt Governments: 158thLowest Crime Rates: 213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 370thMost Stationary: 410thLargest Populations: 1,826thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,361stLargest Black Market: 2,606thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,338thMost Authoritarian: 3,505thLargest Governments: 3,987thMost Influential: 6,186thMost Conservative: 6,367thTop
Most Extreme: 16,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,209th

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