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The Intolerancy of Losfebev

“Shut up! Who asked you?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Oubliette

Regional Influence: Power


The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.794 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 533 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 16,257 nonthings, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

All fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 3,464th in the world and 2nd in Oubliette for Largest Governments, scoring 45.48 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Primitive: 6thMost Devout: 28thMost Ignorant Citizens: 33rdBest Weather: 71stMost Beautiful Environments: 152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 167thLowest Crime Rates: 215thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 381stMost Stationary: 391stLargest Populations: 1,783rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,555thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,948thLargest Black Market: 3,164thLargest Governments: 3,464thMost Authoritarian: 4,189thMost Influential: 6,332ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,479thMost Conservative: 9,447thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,948thMost Extreme: 17,961st

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