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The Interdimensional Diplomat of Losconia

“We are but motes of dust”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: Democritus

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Interdimensional Diplomat of Losconia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman of the Federalist High Council with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.231 billion Federalists are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacramentinople. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Federalist economy, worth a remarkable 2,557 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,092 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, and Chairman of the Federalist High Council's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Losconia's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Federalist Jellyfish Worship.

Losconia is ranked 244,890th in the world and 46th in Democritus for Most Primitive, scoring -886.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,735thMost Developed: 1,921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,993rdLargest Governments: 2,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,161stTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,498thMost Inclusive: 2,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,746thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,782ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,798thLowest Crime Rates: 2,904thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,089thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,196thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,517thHealthiest Citizens: 3,816thSafest: 4,132ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,394thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,412thMost Influential: 5,097thHighest Average Incomes: 5,879thHighest Economic Output: 6,073rdMost Cultured: 6,401stNicest Citizens: 6,567thBest Weather: 6,907thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,919thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,667thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,794thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,205thMost Secular: 9,264thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,548thMost Stationary: 11,416thTop
Highest Drug Use: 19,568thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,744thLargest Populations: 23,869th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the region

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