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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.685 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 37,892 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 954,831 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, childish pranks are no laughing matter, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 358^th in the world and 1^st in Nintendo for Smartest Citizens, with 320.33 quips per hour.

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