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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.905 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 26,168 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 728,835 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,925,546 per year while the poor average 121,674, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Los Santos to be bombproof, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, criminals are really screwed, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 229,878^th in the world and 9^th in Nintendo for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.72 Tourists Per Hour.

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