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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.034 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 21,670 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 618,557 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,191,373 per year while the poor average 65,309, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

One complaint of Los Santos's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, vehicular homicide by Los Santosian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 209,559th in the world and 7th in Nintendo for Safest, scoring 1.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 46thHighest Economic Output: 56thLowest Crime Rates: 58thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58thHighest Disposable Incomes: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188thMost Stationary: 188thMost Efficient Economies: 199thMost Avoided: 272ndMost Secular: 274thLargest Gambling Industry: 321stSmartest Citizens: 441stLargest Governments: 458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 495thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 539thLargest Black Market: 696thLargest Publishing Industry: 763rdLargest Populations: 848thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,011thRudest Citizens: 1,055thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,157thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,509thFattest Citizens: 1,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,643rdMost Developed: 1,728thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,517thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,564thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,713thMost Influential: 4,964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,043rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,588thTop
Most Conservative: 14,479thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,384thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,526th

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