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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.905 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 26,168 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 728,835 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,925,546 per year while the poor average 121,674, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Los Santos to be bombproof, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, criminals are really screwed, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 229,878th in the world and 9th in Nintendo for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.72 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Mining Sector: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thHighest Economic Output: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 65thLargest Black Market: 87thHighest Disposable Incomes: 115thMost Stationary: 184thMost Efficient Economies: 196thLargest Gambling Industry: 217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 219thMost Secular: 245thMost Avoided: 273rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 397thSmartest Citizens: 406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 410thLargest Governments: 417thLargest Publishing Industry: 483rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 765thLargest Populations: 844thMost Subsidized Industry: 950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,009thRudest Citizens: 1,058thFattest Citizens: 1,663rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,281stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,774thMost Influential: 5,249thLargest Retail Industry: 6,408thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,723rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,165thTop
Most Developed: 12,858thMost Conservative: 14,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,532ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,153rd

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