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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

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Regional Influence: Superpower


The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.646 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 20,615 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 612,705 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk, all work and no play makes parties very dull, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and news headlines usually include p-values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 2,391st in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Rudest Citizens, with 193.32 Insults Per Minute.

Most Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 55thHighest Economic Output: 56thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59thLowest Crime Rates: 68thHighest Average Incomes: 104thHighest Poor Incomes: 119thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 148thMost Stationary: 195thMost Avoided: 274thLargest Gambling Industry: 322ndLargest Black Market: 353rdSmartest Citizens: 483rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 494thLargest Governments: 534thLargest Publishing Industry: 750thMost Efficient Economies: 822ndLargest Populations: 871stLargest Information Technology Sector: 914thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,330thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,426thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,672ndTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,781stRudest Citizens: 2,391stMost Secular: 2,690thFattest Citizens: 3,463rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,953rdMost Influential: 4,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,830thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,843rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,059thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,910thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,514thMost Authoritarian: 16,755th

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