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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.777 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 30,569 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 831,215 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,336,499 per year while the poor average 138,765, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 275th in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 51,437.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Black Market: 21stHighest Economic Output: 26thHighest Average Incomes: 33rdLowest Crime Rates: 53rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 149thLargest Gambling Industry: 150thMost Efficient Economies: 182ndMost Stationary: 182ndMost Avoided: 273rdLargest Publishing Industry: 275thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 284thLargest Information Technology Sector: 355thSmartest Citizens: 377thLargest Governments: 385thMost Scientifically Advanced: 460thHighest Disposable Incomes: 500thMost Subsidized Industry: 543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 742ndLargest Populations: 826thRudest Citizens: 1,103rdMost Secular: 1,250thFattest Citizens: 1,675thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,699thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,265thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 4,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,126thLargest Retail Industry: 5,308thMost Influential: 5,409thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,273rdMost Conservative: 9,785thTop
Most Developed: 13,253rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,280thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,413thMost Authoritarian: 23,726th

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