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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos

“Mata ai ni kurukarane”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.685 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 37,892 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 954,831 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, childish pranks are no laughing matter, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 358th in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Smartest Citizens, with 320.33 quips per hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 6thLargest Black Market: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thHighest Economic Output: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 44thHighest Poor Incomes: 47thMost Patriotic: 81stLargest Gambling Industry: 102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 153rdMost Stationary: 171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 176thMost Efficient Economies: 177thMost Secular: 192ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 232ndLargest Governments: 327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 353rdSmartest Citizens: 358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 391stMost Scientifically Advanced: 422ndLargest Populations: 800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 886thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,250thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,421stFattest Citizens: 1,818thRudest Citizens: 1,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,502ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,979thMost Influential: 5,395thMost Conservative: 7,409thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,479thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,726thTop
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Most Developed: 13,434thMost Authoritarian: 13,588thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,343rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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