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The Infant daughter of Los PolIos hermanos is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 776 million Los PolIos hermanosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Los PolIos hermanosian economy, worth 93.8 trillion coupons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,816 coupons, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Los PolIos hermanos City, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Los PolIos hermanos's national animal is the wingless flying hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Los PolIos hermanos is ranked 274,131^st in the world and 23^rd in 001 Alpha Prime for Most Conservative, scoring 31.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.