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The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of Lorx

“Cor Enladen is Divine”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
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Very Good

Location: Eladen

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of Lorx is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cair Enladen with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.303 billion Kleshites are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamorra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kleshite economy, worth a remarkable 8,694 trillion Corics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 450,428 Corics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,198,904 per year while the poor average 21,064, a ratio of 151 to 1.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorx's national animal is the Desert Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Diode.

Lorx is ranked 666th in the world and 9th in Eladen for Highest Economic Output, with 8,694 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 171stLargest Insurance Industry: 202ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 212thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 421stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 435thHighest Average Incomes: 486thLargest Black Market: 522ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 545thLargest Mining Sector: 613thMost Efficient Economies: 624thHighest Economic Output: 666thMost Avoided: 673rdFattest Citizens: 795thMost Devout: 861stMost Armed: 955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 980thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,012thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,145thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,398thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,406thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,461stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,502ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,541stLowest Crime Rates: 1,566thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,608thRudest Citizens: 1,619thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,814thLargest Governments: 2,045thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,550thMost Stationary: 2,868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,157thNudest: 3,238thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,304thSmartest Citizens: 3,764thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,011thLargest Retail Industry: 7,846thLargest Populations: 8,256thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,280thTop
Most Influential: 14,866thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,858thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,354th
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

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