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The Rogue Nation of Lordelles

“Through Power I gain Victory”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Rogue Nation of Lordelles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Deriger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.486 billion Lordellesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebes. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lordellesian economy, worth 683 trillion potches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,356 potches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Lordellesian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, posters on 'Lordellesian Values' advise against being proud of Lordelles, and Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lordelles's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lordelles is ranked 207,914th in the world and 9,193rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,148thMost Influential: 1,477thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,540thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,800thLargest Black Market: 7,140thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,530thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,971stLargest Governments: 9,220thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,251stLowest Crime Rates: 10,102ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,923rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,435thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,646thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,948thHighest Average Incomes: 13,079thSmartest Citizens: 13,363rdMost Secular: 13,806thMost Cultured: 13,844thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,491stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,982ndMost Developed: 20,931stMost Efficient Economies: 22,215th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 257th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 294th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 314th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 344th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 384th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 386th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 407th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 421st in the regionLargest Governments: 459th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 511th in the regionMost Influential: 593rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 615th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 618th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 632nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 636th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 642nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 670th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 686th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 697th in the regionMost Cultured: 703rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 715th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 723rd in the regionMost Secular: 740th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 784th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 792nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 802nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 862nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 979th in the region

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