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The Colony of Lord Commandant

“I will sink you.”

Category: Free-Market Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Greater Scandinavia

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Colony of Lord Commandant is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Cow population. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.281 billion Lord Commandantians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Lord Commandantian economy, worth 563 trillion Phantoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,687 Phantoms, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,387 per year while the poor average 15,398, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lord Commandant's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lord Commandant is ranked 61,620th in the world and 1st in Greater Scandinavia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,195.97 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11,182ndMost Stationary: 11,987thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,985thFattest Citizens: 20,315th

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