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The Holy Empire of Lord Britannia

“All Hail Britannia!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: Imperial Federation of Great Redanien

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Holy Empire of Lord Britannia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Ricardo von Britannia with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.171 billion Britannians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragon. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Britannian economy, worth 764 trillion Lord Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,343 Lord Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lord Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The New Heaven.

Lord Britannia is ranked 251,901st in the world and 12th in Imperial Federation of Great Redanien for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,260thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,343rdTop
Most Secular: 13,074thLowest Crime Rates: 14,365thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,784thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,223rdBest Weather: 16,225thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,146thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,124thHealthiest Citizens: 19,645thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,131stMost Patriotic: 20,427thMost Authoritarian: 21,125thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,966th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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