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The Zombie Nukers of Look at me

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The Zombie Nukers of Look at me is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Wonderdoctor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 48.021 billion Lookatmes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Radioactive Batcave. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Meanlooking economy, worth an astonishing 31,774 trillion Bloods of Christ a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 661,676 Bloods of Christ, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,719,209 per year while the poor average 30,505, a ratio of 154 to 1.

The crispy fried liver of a Bloodsucker is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Look at me's national animal is the Bloodsucker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wonderdocterism.

Look at me is ranked 339,398^th in the world and 26^th in The Axis of Evil for Most Pacifist, with 1.16 cheeks turned per day.

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