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The Dictatorial Wet Dream of Longlandia

“Do it or else”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire


The Dictatorial Wet Dream of Longlandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Major General Admiral Supreme Overseer with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.443 billion Longlandites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryn. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Longlandian economy, worth 247 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,801 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, workers' complaints never reach central planning, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longlandia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Longlandia is ranked 11,126th in the world and 1st in Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,624.05 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,514thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,543rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,667thMost Secular: 2,969thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,152ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,141stMost Authoritarian: 6,386thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,477thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,237thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,438thLargest Black Market: 8,128thMost Developed: 8,160thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,242ndLargest Governments: 8,857thHighest Average Incomes: 9,538thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,632ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,543rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,021stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,126thMost Conservative: 11,595thHealthiest Citizens: 11,790thBest Weather: 13,253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,517thMost Efficient Economies: 16,926thSmartest Citizens: 18,052ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,334th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the region

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