The Armed Republic of Lone Capitalist State
“To All Who Oppose Us Will Be Forced to Buy Our Products”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Armed Republic of Lone Capitalist State is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Steve Cash O'Credit with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, fear of technology, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.516 billion Lone Capitalistians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Bunker. The average income tax rate is 17.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Lone Capitalistian economy, worth 226 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 149,725 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Lone Capitalist State's offices, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and atheists on vacation find Gun's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lone Capitalist State's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gun.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lone Capitalist State was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Lone Capitalist State was endorsed by The Holy Republic of East Nagaland.
- : Lone Capitalist State was endorsed by The Principality of Freavia.
- : Lone Capitalist State was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Lone Capitalist State was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
- : Lone Capitalist State was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : Lone Capitalist State was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Lone Capitalist State, atheists on vacation find Gun's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Following new legislation in Lone Capitalist State, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
- : Following new legislation in Lone Capitalist State, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Lone Capitalist State's offices.
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