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The Armed Republic of Lone Capitalist State

“To All Who Oppose Us Will Be Forced to Buy Our Products”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Armed Republic of Lone Capitalist State is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Steve Cash O'Credit with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, fear of technology, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.516 billion Lone Capitalistians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Bunker. The average income tax rate is 17.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lone Capitalistian economy, worth 226 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 149,725 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Lone Capitalist State's offices, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and atheists on vacation find Gun's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lone Capitalist State's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gun.

Lone Capitalist State is ranked 68,630th in the world and 2,131st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,260.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Armed: 1,937thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,362ndMost Avoided: 2,404thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,910thMost Influential: 3,358thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,595thLargest Retail Industry: 3,598thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,116thLargest Mining Sector: 4,478thMost Secular: 5,347thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,046thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,423rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,095thRudest Citizens: 10,140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,114thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,587thLargest Black Market: 16,637thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,729thMost Efficient Economies: 16,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,178thMost Conservative: 18,584thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,100th
Most Armed: 50th in the regionMost Avoided: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 108th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 118th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 129th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 145th in the regionMost Secular: 188th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 255th in the regionRudest Citizens: 309th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 364th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 423rd in the regionMost Influential: 431st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 436th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 501st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 528th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 535th in the regionLargest Black Market: 555th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 705th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 713th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 801st in the regionMost Conservative: 811th in the region

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