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The Constitutional Monarchy of London

“Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong. ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: England

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Constitutional Monarchy of London is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Isaac Newton with an even hand, and remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 23.372 billion Londonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tower. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Londonian economy, worth 803 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,383 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Sir Isaac Newton has just been declared ruler of London in an international press conference, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. London's national animal is the Bulldog.

London is ranked 77,742nd in the world and 15th in England for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,375.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Populations: 6,669thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 16,081stMost Stationary: 17,477thMost Influential: 20,303rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,581st
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the region

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