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The Republic of LombardiaLibera |
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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Republic of LombardiaLibera is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.529 billion LombardiaLiberans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.
The frighteningly efficient LombardiaLiberan economy, worth a remarkable 2,524 trillion dankes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,953 dankes , and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, the LombardiaLibera City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and most citizens in LombardiaLibera are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown. LombardiaLibera's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
LombardiaLibera is ranked 41,989th in the world and 773rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 107.36 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, most citizens in LombardiaLibera are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, the LombardiaLibera City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, baiting is a national sport.
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, crime pays.
- : Following new legislation in
LombardiaLibera, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBL Governor goes house hunting.