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The Struggling to Socialize of Loli County


Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The Fish Tank

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Struggling to Socialize of Loli County is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Meteora Österreich with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.848 billion Lolis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jötunheim. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth 769 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,773 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and Meteora Österreich is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the rebecca rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 4,414th in the world and 1st in The Fish Tank for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.19 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 145thMost Influential: 655thMost Pacifist: 814thMost Compassionate Citizens: 884thNicest Citizens: 905thMost Inclusive: 1,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,120thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,297thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,644thBest Weather: 1,807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,374thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,662ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,781stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,198thHealthiest Citizens: 3,250thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,560thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,588thMost Developed: 3,858thLargest Governments: 4,322ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,414thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,651stMost Cultured: 5,022ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,637thSmartest Citizens: 5,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,249thSafest: 10,308thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,007thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,541stMost Secular: 13,629thMost Income Equality: 13,684thHighest Drug Use: 17,043rdLargest Publishing Industry: 18,213th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the region

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