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The Struggling to Socialize of Loli County

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Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Struggling to Socialize of Loli County is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meteora Österreich with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.3 billion Lolis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jötunheim. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth 475 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 144,086 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The LCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the rebecca rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 71,799th in the world and 3,623rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 68.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 178thMost Influential: 292ndMost Pacifist: 1,299thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,488thNicest Citizens: 1,551stMost Inclusive: 1,835thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,366thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,127thBest Weather: 3,244thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,830thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,960thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,720thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,752ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,812thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,943rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,187thMost Efficient Economies: 5,352ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,600thMost Developed: 5,601stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,652ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,099thSmartest Citizens: 7,443rdLargest Governments: 7,638thMost Cultured: 7,760thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,526thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,515thSafest: 11,676thMost Income Equality: 12,401stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,030thMost Secular: 14,177thHighest Average Incomes: 14,949thHighest Drug Use: 16,290th
Most Influential: 78th in the regionMost Pacifist: 87th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 101st in the regionNicest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 114th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 143rd in the regionBest Weather: 197th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 201st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 232nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 248th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 273rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 277th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 280th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 310th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Developed: 333rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 348th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 351st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 368th in the regionLargest Governments: 386th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 392nd in the regionMost Cultured: 397th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 428th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 564th in the regionMost Income Equality: 577th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 592nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 614th in the regionSafest: 620th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 688th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 710th in the regionMost Secular: 780th in the regionNudest: 843rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 873rd in the region

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