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The Barbatos Worshippers of Loli County

“Let the Wind Lead”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Barbatos Worshippers of Loli County is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Juno Morozov with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.485 billion Lolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athemont. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,380 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,483 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Loli County's hospitals, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the suzy sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 5,345th in the world and 289th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.1 percentage of bribes refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 49thMost Influential: 301stLargest Welfare Programs: 586thMost Pacifist: 666thNicest Citizens: 682ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 685thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 719thMost Inclusive: 876thMost Valuable International Artwork: 896thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,082ndBest Weather: 1,083rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,274thHighest Food Quality: 1,414thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,514thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,571stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,962ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,116thMost Developed: 2,190thHealthiest Citizens: 2,268thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,679thMost Efficient Economies: 2,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,741stLargest Governments: 2,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,323rdMost Cultured: 3,404thLowest Crime Rates: 3,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,032ndSmartest Citizens: 4,149thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,622ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,174thSafest: 10,336thNudest: 11,125thTop
Most Secular: 13,346thMost Income Equality: 14,423rdHighest Economic Output: 14,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,431stHighest Drug Use: 21,904th
Largest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 107th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 150th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 153rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Cultured: 170th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 185th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 255th in the regionNudest: 267th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 415th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 472nd in the regionTop
Safest: 612th in the regionMost Secular: 638th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 681st in the regionMost Income Equality: 744th in the regionLargest Populations: 848th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 923rd in the region

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