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The Republic of Lolaklkk

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The Republic of Lolaklkk is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.501 billion Lolaklkkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The thriving Lolaklkkian economy, worth 256 trillion emojis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,291 emojis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,428 per year while the poor average 14,950, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Lolaklkk's national animal is the bald eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lolaklkk is ranked 13,713^th in the world and 8^th in Mrs Doubtfire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,692.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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