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The THE WEAVE MACHINE of Lointland

“Oooohhh Dream Weaverrr…”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Cordone

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The THE WEAVE MACHINE of Lointland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Sterling with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.227 billion Lointians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdanna. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lointian economy, worth 549 trillion Consortieors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,061 Consortieors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

John Sterling is generally seen as a know-it-all (Lointland has found 1 easter egg), saying "don't do anything that John Sterling wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and Lointian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lointland's national animal is the Yankee Doodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lointland is ranked 109,580th in the world and 14th in Cordone for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,809.25 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,420thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,493rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,014thBest Weather: 11,586thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,412thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,229thNicest Citizens: 23,250thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,557thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,721stSafest: 27,656th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Empire of Dabiristan, New Westmore, Karcovshkie, Awqnia, and Bantarus.