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The Republic of Lointland

“I dont give a flying s about the environment!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Very Strong
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Lointland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Stewie Griffin with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.796 billion Lointians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdanna. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lointian economy, worth 150 trillion Loint Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,834 Loint Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ill and injured visitors in Lointland have to walk it off until they return home, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lointland's national animal is the Loint Tigers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lointland is ranked 54,113th in the world and 2,624th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 58.36 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,709thMost Influential: 5,566thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,465thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,812thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,283rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 23,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,619thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,933rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,505thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,750thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,795thMost Cultured: 25,948th
Most Rebellious Youth: 210th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 305th in the regionMost Influential: 411th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 453rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 569th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 665th in the regionMost Cultured: 717th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 735th in the regionNicest Citizens: 788th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 818th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 860th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 860th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 884th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 886th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 981st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 986th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 992nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 994th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,023rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,037th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,042nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,061st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,077th in the regionMost Developed: 1,101st in the regionBest Weather: 1,158th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,163rd in the regionSafest: 1,205th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,213th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,223rd in the region

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