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The Dictatorship of Llanfairp

“Loyalty, Unity, Prosperity”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Dictatorship of Llanfairp is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 674 million Llanfairpwllgwynians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfairpian economy, worth 79.4 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,815 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, visitors to Llanfairp are microchipped and must be escorted by a Llanfairpian soldier - even to the bathroom, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfairp's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Llanfairp is ranked 168,842nd in the world and 7,466th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 18.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,439thTop
Most Influential: 4,268thMost Conservative: 5,759thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,884thMost Authoritarian: 9,391stLargest Mining Sector: 10,795thMost Patriotic: 11,551stMost Corrupt Governments: 13,018thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,923rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,400thLargest Retail Industry: 19,688thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,350thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,989thLowest Crime Rates: 23,112thMost Developed: 24,912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,035th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 225th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 272nd in the regionMost Conservative: 299th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 391st in the regionMost Patriotic: 443rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 452nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 470th in the regionLargest Black Market: 497th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 691st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 717th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 814th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 869th in the regionMost Extreme: 895th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 896th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 926th in the regionMost Influential: 947th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,059th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,063rd in the region

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