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The The Queen Proctectorate of Llamacookies

“We go together like llamas and cookies!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven

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The The Queen Proctectorate of Llamacookies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Princess Lady with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.235 billion Llamacookiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llamacookies. The average income tax rate is 64.3%.

The very strong Llamacookiesian economy, worth 918 trillion Pennies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,379 Pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Llamacookiesian roads, and the dartboard at the Llamacookiesian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Queen Princess Lady's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llamacookies's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Llamalove.

Llamacookies is ranked 257,131st in the world and 4,433rd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 16.3953714514 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,364thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,000thLargest Black Market: 20,696thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,960thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,346thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,642ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,857thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,896thBest Weather: 26,466th
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Largest Black Market: 190th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 306th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 354th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 391st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 403rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 464th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 584th in the region

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