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The Little bobsled of Little St Nick

“Run run reindeer”

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The Little bobsled of Little St Nick is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Rudy with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.492 billion real famous cats all dressed up in red enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of way up north. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming candy apple red economy, worth 891 trillion presents a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 84,926 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rudy seems to wear red a lot these days, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little St Nick's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a tale about Christmas.

Little St Nick is ranked 268,224^th in the world and 120^th in Christmas for Most Patriotic, with 0.53 flags saluted per person per day.

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